PRIVACY POLICY

1. Introduction

Alright, soldier, you’ve made it to our website. Before you proceed on your mission, let’s cover the intel: we respect your privacy like we respect chain of command. This policy outlines what info we gather, how we use it, and how we safeguard it – without needing a 72-hour briefing.

2. Information We Collect

We collect two types of intel: the stuff you give us (like your name, email, and any comms you send via our contact forms) and the digital footprints you leave behind (IP address, browser history, etc.). Consider it like a sitrep for our website operations. It’s mostly harmless, unless you’re allergic to efficiency.

3. How We Use Your Information

We use your intel to improve our comms, respond to your inquiries faster than an E-4 responds to a free pizza, and occasionally send you updates. Oh, and since we’re not stuck in the Stone Age, we’ll text you – quick, precise, and on target. If you’d rather we stick to old-school methods, just say the word and we’ll go radio silent on the texts. No hard feelings.

4. Sharing Your Information

We don’t trade your intel like a rookie swapping MREs. We may share your information with trusted third-party service providers, who are required to maintain the confidentiality and security of your information (think of them as our support team). If Uncle Sam comes knocking with a subpoena, we’ll comply, but only because we’re legally obligated – not because we like paperwork. We may disclose your information if required by law or in response to a legal request, such as a subpoena, court order, or government demand.

5. Text Comms

Listen up: We send texts as part of our services – think of it like a direct line to HQ. If you’re not a fan of fielding texts from us, just let us know, and we’ll cease fire on that channel. You can reply "STOP" anytime, and we’ll respect the ceasefire faster than a truce at a turkey drop.

6. Cookies and Tracking Technologies

We use cookies, but not the kind you’ll find in your field rations. These are digital, and they help us track mission-critical data, like how you navigate our site. You can turn off cookies, but don’t blame us if the experience feels more like navigating a minefield.

7. Data Security

We secure your data like it’s under lock and key at Area 51. Our systems are fortified, but no system is foolproof. If there’s a breach, we’ll respond like we’re on DEFCON 1. While we can’t guarantee perfect security (no one can), we’ll do everything short of deploying a cyber task force.

8. Your Rights

You have rights when it comes to your data – think of them like your digital ROE (Rules of Engagement). Want to know what intel we’ve got on you? Want it deleted? Drop us a line at info@vaevidence.com and we’ll handle it with the precision of a Special Ops team.

9. Changes to This Policy

We may update this policy from time to time – not because we want to, but because our attorneys (and the legal world) are constantly changing the rules of engagement. We’ll post any updates here. No, you won’t get an alert via encrypted comms, so check back when you’re in the AO (Area of Operations).

10. Contact Us

Got questions? Comments? Want to tell us we’re as reliable as a first sergeant? Hit us up at info@vaevidence.com. We’re standing by for orders.